Talk-A-Vino

If you know what the Last Bottle is and does, the title already gave you all the information you need. In the unlikely case that you are new to the value wine world, please see below – you will thank me later.

It is time to flex your fingers and make sure they are in the perfect shape, as tomorrow and on Friday you will have to do a lot of clicking. Last Bottle, the purveyors of the fine wines at value prices, in its traditional just-in-time, ready-or-not-here-I-come fashion, announced its widely anticipated holiday Marathon Madness, this time called after the 21st Amendment, which actually became effective on December 15th, 1933.

Tomorrow, December 15th, starting at 9 AM Pacific/12 PM Eastern, Last Bottle website will be featuring amazing wines at amazing prices, disappearing faster than you can say “wine”, never mind  clicking the “buy” button – this is where you will need that index finger strength and agility, if you want to acquire any of those treasures, instead of just watching them pass by.

No announcements of any kind, no emails, no tweets – just keep clicking that “refresh” browser button to see the new offers. No minimums to buy (single bottles are perfectly fine) to get free shipping. All orders will be combined together and shipped at once in January. That’s it – no more special rules.

In case you are curious about the wines, I would like to quote from the Last Bottle announcement: “… get ready to experience the most outrageous, sensationally deal-filled Marathon EVER! CABERNET, BORDEAUX, BRUNELLO, CHAMPAGNE, BURGUNDY (PLUS A SPECIAL BURGUNDY hardcore “HOUR OF POWER” at 1PM Napa time with over 3,000 bottles of CHAMBERTIN, CHEVALIER, BATARD, CHAMBOLLE and more), you name it, we’ll have it at UP TO 70% OFF….!”

Just a little advice – be sure to be logged in into your account before you start great deal hunting – split seconds will separate success and failure of your order. Don’t believe me? Prepare to be disappointed then – I’ve been in that boat way too many times.

Before we part: when I mention the Last Bottle, in case you don’t have an account with them already (and you need one if you want to buy the wines), I always offer an opportunity to sign up – if you will sign up using this link, you will get $10 off your first purchase, and yes, I will get $30 after your first purchase. The beauty is that moving forward, you can sign up your friends, and now you will be the one to get $30 after they will buy the wine from the Last Bottle – plus, all of a sudden, you will find yourself all so much more popular!

Okay, enough reading – go back to that finger exercise, you should be in a perfect shape for tomorrow.

Happy [great value wine] Hunting!