Talk-A-Vino

Alcohol Shenanigans.

Yes, I know. The title is not great. Leaves a horrible impression. Sounds like a story about college dorm adventures. And yet this is all I can come up with for this post.

“Next time, we will taste tequila,” said my friend before going home after our cognac tasting. “And I will bring Tequila”, she said.

A few weeks ago, the “next time” arrived – she showed up with about 20 bottles of tequila, mostly anejo with a few interesting oddballs. This is where the shenanigans started.

Mirriam-Webster: Shenanigan Definition: “a: tricky or questionable practices or conduct“

Let’s begin with the fact that we had no idea how you are supposed to taste tequila. Tequila is generally not considered a sipping liquor. Go to the bar, ask for tequila, and it will be served in a shot glass. And here we were not planning on any shots – the plan was to taste tequilas the same way as we do the cognac and scotch. After a short(?) brain freeze, we settled on small glasses – for the people in the US, if you ever bought Tiramisu dessert from Costco – these are the glasses I’m talking about. And off we went.

I think we went through almost a full lineup the first night. I’m sure we made a number of mistakes in the order, as some tequilas tasted sweet and not even reminiscent of a traditional agave – and they tasted very different the next night. And I didn’t mention it before, but we went a bit beyond tequila in the tasting – we also had Mezcal and Sotol. While I’m familiar with Mezcal as a category (side note: Tequila is a subset of Mezcal. Tequila can be made only from blue Agave, but Mezcal can be made from 30 different types of Agave), Sotol was completely new to me.

Sotol is a distilled spirit from Chihuhuan desert in northern Mexico made from the plant called Desert Spoon (there are other scientific names for the plant, but I will leave it for you to research). The plant takes about 15 years to mature, and the yield is about one bottle per plant. Sotol is clearly not widespread at the moment, so I was happy to expand my liquor vocabulary.

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This tasting was just for fun, so as you might imagine, I didn’t take any notes. Therefore, the below is just a collection of impressions. We had 3 different types of Don Julio. The Riposado was good, Anejo was very good, and neither one of us cared for Don Julio 1942 Anejo (I call this “overdone”). Chinaco Blanco tequila was very good, restrained and herbal. 1800 Anejo was very good, however, 1800 Anejo Cristalino was even better. I guess when the color was removed to make regular Anejo of the clear color, some of the impurities were filtered out as well, so the resulting tequila was one of the smoothest ever.

Costco’s Kirkland Tequila Anejo was somewhat unimpressive (ok, but too light) – I’m sure it is fine for the money. At some point, we tasted my beloved Tres Generaciones Anejo, which I always compare with the cognac based on its smooth and mellow showing. It had such a pronounced agave taste that I even brought my own bottle thinking that something was wrong with the bottle my friend brought, and my bottle tasted identical. No idea what has happened.

Don Roberto 1924 Anejo was a favorite of my wife and my friend. I liked it too, but it was not my favorite. Casino Azul Anejo, Ocho Single Estate Anejo, Patron Anejo, Centenario Anejo, San Matias Gran Reserva Extra Anejo were all solid, excellent tequilas I would be happy to drink (sip) any day – and yet we had a few more that fared just at an exceptional level.

Wait, before we get to the exceptional ones – the promised oddballs. First, there was not an oddball, but an absolute curveball – 21 Seeds Cucumber Jalapeno Tequila Blanco. It was incredibly spicy to the point of not being able to taste much of anything after a small sip of this fire water. I guess this would be okay as a cocktail mixer, but this is not something I would enjoy by itself.

Los Magos Sotol was very interesting. The herbs were very pronounced on the palate, together with green pepper (not spicy) and cucumber. Truly a unique taste, in a league of its own – of course it makes sense as this was my very first Sotol without any frame of reference.

Next was my personal favorite liquor of the tasting – Mezcal Ilegal Anejo. A typical Mezcal has smoke, both on the nose and on the palate. This Mezcal was truly something else. The only reference I can offer to you is a freshly made log cabin. I don’t know if you ever walked into the log cabin which was recently built – the one that has a smell of freshly cut lumber, this sweet aroma that I can’t really describe. But if you ever experienced that, and if this is something you enjoy, this Mezcal was instantly transporting you to such a cabin – you didn’t even need to close your eyes.

The last Tequila was truly the king of the first night – Gran Centenario Leyenda Extra Anejo. It was round, it was smooth, it was delicious – and it was hiding the agave flavor perfectly well. When I tasted that tequila, I said – tomorrow we are going to compare our “best in show” with cognac. And then we will bring the scotch if we have to.

There is still one more tequila to present – Maestro Dobel Atelier Extra Anejo. A very unique and unusual bottle to begin with. And as far as tequila itself is concerned, it was very round, but somehow was leaving me unmoved, especially in comparison with Gran Centenario. So when we settled for the night’s favorites, Maestro Dobel was not in the picture – but it was a runner-up.

I have to say that I was discouraged by a somewhat puzzling showing of some of the favorite tequilas, so I was convinced that we are not doing the tasting right. The next day, I decided to do a search online to look for recommendations regarding the proper way of tasting the tequila. In one of the first videos, I came across the recommendation to use the Champagne flutes – which made good sense. Our next night’s tasting of Tequila versus Cognac was done using Champagne flutes for Tequila and standard brandy sniffers for the Cognac.

Before we started, I was absolutely sure that cognac, pretty much any decent cognac would have no issues beating tequila in side-by-side tasting. Of course, the only comparison metric we used was a simple “Which liquid do you like more”. And my friend insisted that Dobel Atelier has to be in the tasting – I agreed without much enthusiasm.

As we moved along in the tasting, a simple truth emerged – nothing could beat Dobel Atelier. Granted, I didn’t have the XO-level cognacs to throw into this battle, but we had a few of the excellent cognac specimens – Pierre Ferrand Reserve, Hardy Legend 1863 (spectacular cognac), Park Borderies Mizunara Oak – and Dobel Atelier was still smoother, rounder, and richer than any one of these.

The next night we brought in the Scotch which we both love tremendously. Not only that, but we also decided to switch glasses again and this time we did the tasting using proper, official Glencairn Whisky Tasting glasses. But the story repeated itself. Macallan 15, Macallan 18, Highland Park 16, Lagavulin 16, Glenmorangie 18, Compass Box Affinity – Dobel Atelier was unbeatable…

Truth be told – Dobel Atelier was the most expensive bottle compared with anything else we tasted – if you can find this bottle here in the US (my friend brought it directly from Mexico), it would set you back at least $250. But – I learned about the price of this tequila only after we were done with the tasting, so this was definitely not the factor – and if anything, it would have an opposite effect on me (I’m always a lot more critical of the expensive bottles versus the more reasonably priced ones).

Here you can take another good look at our alcohol shenanigans. Was this tasting a stupid idea? Quite possible. Was it lots of fun? You bet it was. And nobody got hurt 🙂

I’m not trying to be your source of inspiration, but hey, maybe you want to try such a tasting on for size? Cheers!